On my way to work this morning there was a little white car riding up behind me then abruptly slowing down then riding up behind me then slowing down again. I caught the motion in my rearview mirror and thought if someone stopped in front of me, the little black haired gal with too much eyeliner behind me was going to crash into me.
She wasn't even looking up except when she realized somehow that she was about to hit me and backed up then looked down again.
I kept glancing in my rearview expecting to see her putting more makeup on her already over cover face and to my surprise I see a box of cereal in her hand tilted as if to pour into her lap. I'm thinking "Cereal!" are you kidding me! This idiot is going to hit me because she's pouring cereal?!
At this point I'm picturing a tray in her lap with a napkin, a white porcelain bowl, a little pitcher of milk, maybe an orange wedge, you know the whole breakfast in bed thing, only between her and the steering wheel.
A few seconds later she turns into a parking lot where I can only assume she was going to work.
Really? "You couldn't have waited 3 minutes to pour your breakfast?"
What an idiot!
Another case of distracted driver's driving ME to destruction. They're going to get us all killed.
Pay attention....you know who you are. We see you.
Ok, soapbox put away. Thanks for listening, ...and take a bow.